Fun Factory Bloomy

Fun Factory Bloomy is a fun little toy in a very friendly shape. For someone who’s tired of same old same old shapes in dildos will appreciate the clever take on old favorites that the Bloomy offers. Use it as an anal toy, a vaginal toy, a kegel exerciser, a prostate massager, or a fascinating piece of costume jewelery. Bloomy promises to satisfy, regard less of preference in toys.

Bloomy is available, along with a variety of awesome sex toys, over at Pink Cherry. Canadians will appreciate the fact that PinkCherry.ca caters to Canadians.

In A Nutshell: A fun little toy in a whimsical shape that can be used in a variety of ways to tease and tantalize.

What’s Awesome? Bloomy makes a nice kegel-teaser, a quaint little anal plug, a prostate massager, and a vibrating clit stimulator (vibrator not included).

What’s Not So Awesome? Bloomy is good at lots, but excellent at very little. Her shape isn’t very good for staying put as a butt plug, and her length is a bit short to make her an excellent dildo.

Rating: ★★★★☆

Bloomy from Fun Factory is…everything and nothing, all at once. I wasn’t sure I would find it that stellar, but have been pleasantly surprised at what a nice job it does stimulating the entrance of my vagina, and I find myself reaching for it quite often when using a vibe on my clit.

Bloomy is made of standard, beautiful quality, Fun Factory silicone. If you’re not familiar with Fun Factory’s silicone, you are missing out – the finish is matte, yet the silicone is soft to the touch, and a medium firmness. Being pure silicone, Bloomy can be boiled (10 mins for sterile!), dishwashered or dipped in a 10% bleach solution and then shared. Bloomy is certainly anal friendly, as her base is flared enough (with the royal curl) to prevent Bloomy from going missing.

Bloomy’s shape is best described as a ring-pop that has been left to melt in the sun. The small insertable nubbin has a textured shape with ridges that leads down to the “royal curl” and finally, the little lapping tongue. The nubbin – of course – can be inserted anally or vaginally, and controlled by the loop in the handle. Depending on how Bloomy is oriented, the soft ‘tongue” can either tease the clit or the taint. The royal curl can be used to house a bullet (silicone, of course, being excellent at transmitting vibration), to maneuver the toy, or even work as a tie off point for fun during bondage.

Given all of these options with Bloomy, one might wonder how best to use her. She is insertable, but the nubbin is a bit small, and her strength is really not “deep dicking” – more tickling the tender nerves around the entrance of the vagina or around the anal sphincter. Apparently Bloomy makes a nice prostate massager, but I don’t have a prostate so I don’t know about that – I do know, however, that Bloomy does not tickle my gspot when she’s inserted anally. Bloomy, to me, feels best when inserted in my vagina as I squeeze my PC muscles – she’s not too heavy, so she’s not an excellent kegelciser, per sae, but she does feels awesome used this way.

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