Posted by red on September 5th, 2010 in Dildo, Review, Sex Toys, Strap On
Want to hear a little story?
Once upon a time, EdenFantasys sent me a Vixen Creations “Ride-On” for review, in the ‘chocolate’ tone. At the time, I was separated from Roi and thus I wasn’t having penetrative sex, but I did have a male playmate with an eager try-anything-demo-cock attitude who gladly put it on for me, collected data on its performance in use, spanked me with it (which was awesome in so many ways because it hurt him to do it but he just kept doing it and the slaps were so sharp and…oh my) and generally came to grow a bit attached to it. When it was time for me to move to join Roi, I couldn’t bring myself to take the chocolate cock away from him [which I previously wrote about on Eden Cafe], and left it behind. A month or so after I moved, Paul sent me a story of some hot man on man action involving the chocolate cock, and I felt a vicarious thrill.
Anyways, after having playing with the Ride-On as a hand and toy sleeve, I knew I still wanted to try fucking it on a cock, and so the fine folks at Vixen Creations were more than happy to oblige and I now have a beautiful Ride-On in Caramel.
What’s Awesome? This is a silicone penis extension, designed to be worn by men with ED issues, but certainly usable by men with average girth and average ‘sensitivity’ for just a little added something extra, or something different, or just for a little fun.
What’s Not So Awesome? Despite being stretchy, the Ride-On has a size range that it can accommodate. The Ride-On can accommodate a significant girth – well above average, but not significant length. These arbitrary designations might change based on level of sensitivity of the bits in question.
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Posted by red on August 27th, 2010 in Dildo, Review
In addition to the ultra fabulous Talula, Vamp Silicone also sent me the size queen’s wet dream, the Greta, to review.
In A Nutshell: A commanding silicone cock with otherworldly dimensions
What’s Awesome? Aside from the size, the colour (red) the fact that it’s pure silicone, Greta also has a cavity carved into its base that is quite big and can easily accommodate a variety of vibrating bullets, or eggs, or fingers when gripping is desired.
What’s Not So Awesome? This size of toy is not for everyone.
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Posted by red on August 24th, 2010 in E-stim, Review, cunt toys
In a Nutshell: An electrosex bullet/egg that is simple and fun.
What’s Awesome? This is a lovely little accessory for an electrosex power box. It plugs into a 3.5mm port directly and is dipolar so is ready to use…just like that.
What’s Not so Awesome? The attachment of the cord should really be better sealed. And like many electrosex toys (and certainly all dipolar insertables) it is not shareable by virtue of the fact it can’t really be sanitized.
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Posted by red on July 22nd, 2010 in Awesome Sex Toys, Dildo, Review
Beautiful, aren’t they? Behold, the Simply Blown Siamese – in emerald, topaz, ruby, amethyst and aqua. Gorgeous, showoff quality glass dildos in three sizes that go from five to six to seven inches in length – with a hearty 1.25″ or 1.5″ girth to boot. Hand blown, heavy and so perfectly imperfect, the Siamese is a marvel to behold and a joy to use, not simply because of its gorgeousness.
What’s Awesome? The Siamese comes in its own padded box, and is a high quality glass toy that is made of heavy, dense glass.
What’s Not So Awesome? The weight can be a bit much in use – either solo or with a partner.
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Posted by red on July 19th, 2010 in Dildo, Sex Toys, Strap On
It may not look like much, but the Vamp Talula is a special, special strap on dildo. A patent pending design that focuses on improving the strap on experience by focusing on the base – angle, density, bulk. Yum.
What’s Awesome? An excellent, beautiful, silicone dildo perfectly sculpted for strapping on.
What’s Not So Awesome? Not much. Excellent toy!
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Posted by red on July 16th, 2010 in E-stim, Kinky Gear, Review
This ‘kit’ is really a stand alone toy – a powerbox with an attached probe that also vibrates. A new take on the bullet if you will. Extreme restraints was kind enough to send me a Zeus Vibrating Electrosex Kit in exchange for an honest review, which was cool of them.
In A Nutshell: A cute, stand alone electrosex toy that also vibrate. A great ‘testing the waters’ toy.
What’s Awesome? The vibrations are powerful, the unit is stand alone and the control are simple.
What’s not so awesome? The variation of the electro-stimulation cannot be controlled and does cycle in patterns. The insertable portion cannot be sanitized at all.
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Posted by red on July 12th, 2010 in Awesome Sex Toys, Review
The Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox from Tunti Enterprises is a beautiful product that appeals on numerous levels.
What’s Awesome? A secure, discrete, adaptable, and illuminated storage box specifically made for toys.
What’s Not So Awesome? It’s not really big enough for anything beyond something that could best be termed a moderate toy collection; its adaptability is limited.
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