Posted by red on July 22nd, 2010 in Awesome Sex Toys, Dildo, Review
Beautiful, aren’t they? Behold, the Simply Blown Siamese – in emerald, topaz, ruby, amethyst and aqua. Gorgeous, showoff quality glass dildos in three sizes that go from five to six to seven inches in length – with a hearty 1.25″ or 1.5″ girth to boot. Hand blown, heavy and so perfectly imperfect, the Siamese is a marvel to behold and a joy to use, not simply because of its gorgeousness.
What’s Awesome? The Siamese comes in its own padded box, and is a high quality glass toy that is made of heavy, dense glass.
What’s Not So Awesome? The weight can be a bit much in use – either solo or with a partner.
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Posted by red on July 19th, 2010 in Dildo, Sex Toys, Strap On
It may not look like much, but the Vamp Talula is a special, special strap on dildo. A patent pending design that focuses on improving the strap on experience by focusing on the base – angle, density, bulk. Yum.
What’s Awesome? An excellent, beautiful, silicone dildo perfectly sculpted for strapping on.
What’s Not So Awesome? Not much. Excellent toy!
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Posted by red on July 16th, 2010 in E-stim, Kinky Gear, Review
This ‘kit’ is really a stand alone toy – a powerbox with an attached probe that also vibrates. A new take on the bullet if you will. Extreme restraints was kind enough to send me a Zeus Vibrating Electrosex Kit in exchange for an honest review, which was cool of them.
In A Nutshell: A cute, stand alone electrosex toy that also vibrate. A great ‘testing the waters’ toy.
What’s Awesome? The vibrations are powerful, the unit is stand alone and the control are simple.
What’s not so awesome? The variation of the electro-stimulation cannot be controlled and does cycle in patterns. The insertable portion cannot be sanitized at all.
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Posted by red on July 12th, 2010 in Awesome Sex Toys, Review
The Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox from Tunti Enterprises is a beautiful product that appeals on numerous levels.
What’s Awesome? A secure, discrete, adaptable, and illuminated storage box specifically made for toys.
What’s Not So Awesome? It’s not really big enough for anything beyond something that could best be termed a moderate toy collection; its adaptability is limited.
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Posted by red on July 9th, 2010 in Review, Sex Toys
The Axis Hitachi, from Liberator, is pure sweet genius in a sex product. You see, I am a hitachi addict – and this piece makes the hitachi better. Couple that with the fact that the hitachi pouch can be used to mount other vibrators, and the shape is an excellent, toy aside…it’s actually pretty simple: go, get one if you love your hitachi. You won’t regret it.
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What’s Awesome? An excellent “bump up” for easy g-spot targeting during sex, plus the ability to mount a vibrator/toy, and a beautiful/useful way of mounting a hitachi magic wand.
What’s Not So Awesome? Nothing. This is perfect as is.
Rating: +++++
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Posted by red on July 6th, 2010 in Dildo, Review, cunt toys
It’s funny because the steel bar I have looks kinda like this one – the Kegecisor – but just isn’t quite the same. My Kegel bar is from Exteme Restraints and came to me with a bundle of electrosex gear – indeed, I have played with it as an electrified object – it conducts great. But really, I feel an onus to review the object for what it is – a kegel barbell.
The Kegel bar is great. It works by providing resistance to pullups – stick it in, with with end out, then flex to make the bar life. Repeat in a reasonable exercise routine, and reap the rewards. Easy. Logical. Works. Looks like the Kegelcisor design, which has indeed passed the test of time, is full of win. I am not so much into sitting naked and spread eagle doing barbell flexings; I prefer egg style kegel exercisors, so this wasn’t exactly my thing.
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Posted by red on July 3rd, 2010 in Awesome Sex Toys, Dildo, G spotter, Review, Sex Toys, Strap On
It’s taken me a long time to work out this salute to the Tantus General. You see, he’d been tough! He’s big, uncompromising and so hard to love. Slowly, however, slowly, I’ve grown to crave his aggressive touch. Perhaps it’s the masochist in me because it hurts so good, but damn – the
Tantus General screws hard.
Thanks to Tantus for sending me the General to conquer and review!
What’s Awesome? Everything. This massive, solid dildo is beautiful in its execution.
What’s Not So Awesome? Handling issues when self pleasuring. Large size is going to be way to much for some.
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