Posted by red on June 1st, 2009 in Nibblets, Review, Sex Toys, Vibrator

If you play the “what’s cool on the net this week?” game like I do, you’ve likely seen the TheLonelyIsland.com video “Like A Boss!”; if not – check it out…

And what, pray tell, did this toy – from Babeland, of course – do? It got me off, like a Boss.

In A Nutshell: A big, bossy, realistic silicone vibrator that is powerful yet quiet.

What’s Not So Awesome? Turbo button isn’t very exciting and adds nothing to the vibrator. Takes 4 batteries.

Rating:

The Boss is an exclusive vibrator made by Fun Factory for Babeland. It is a hefty little wonder – and by little, I mean big. This toy, ladies and gents, is the Boss. Made of firm silicone that feels soft and velvety to the touch, the Boss is an impressive 1 3/5” in diameter, and 8 3/4” long. I need lube (water based only, of course, no silicone lube) or warm-up to take the Boss – and I can’t take the whole length, no matter what – but holy hell, does it ever fill me up. The Boss should not be used anally, unfortunately, as it does not feature any real flare.

The Boss takes 4AAA batteries which nestle into its base via a plastic cap. The plastic cap is only splash proof – not waterproof, as it has no o-ring (so, enjoy the boss on dry land). It kind of twists on and off funny – like it just kind of pops on and off – but its not such a big deal. In the base of the boss are three buttons: +/- and a turbo button. Pushing + will take the buzz from nothing to low to high, and beyond that additional pushes of the + access the three patters, standard vibration pulsing that comes on every Fun Factory vibe. The idea behind the turbo button is that it can kick in a little something-something (more vibration) when needed with a simple press. I found the turbo button to be annoying more than anything – I basically just wish the highest setting was a bit higher. The turbo button was a little hard to toggle when the Boss was in use, fucking away. I found it a bit more useable when I used the tip of the Boss as a clit stimulator, but then it also cramped my hand if I held it down for too long. Turbo button fail, me thinks.

But issues with the turbo button aside, the Boss is great as a vibe. It’s size – particularly its girth – is quite satisfying, and the material transmits vibrations quite wonderfully. The head is tilted and pronounced just enough for some loving g-spot massage, yet it is not so pronounced that it will feel overwhelming to those who prefer a little less g-spot stimulation. Externally, it was nice as a big sloppy clit vibe – I really enjoyed rolling the well lubricated head all over my vulva, and was able to get my clit off without very much effort. In fact, every session I have had with the boss has been quite satisfying – squirting orgasms that leave me feeling full and content, followed by a quick light and satisfying clitoral orgasm for dessert.

Note: The Boss I reviewed is BLACK. This model is no more. The Boss Lady is the new version; she is bright pink. How awesome is that? I covet the pink Boss…