Baby Jesus Buttplug
Divine Interventions is a smaller toy manufacturer that makes beautiful, high quality silicone toys that are…well…sacrilegious. From the Baby Jesus butt plug to the Virgin Mary dildo to the Jackhammer Jesus, Divine Interventions offers an awesome array of toys for ex-catholics looking to make a statement, “Exorcist” reenactors, or just anyone who wants something a little different from a dildo.
When Baby Jesus arrived in the mail, my ex-Catholic husband reacted very viscerally.
“Oh…no!” He exclaimed, “You can’t…I mean…oh…I’ve married a heathen!”
In A Nutshell: A nicely sized and shaped buttplug made of pillowy soft silicone – in the shape of Baby Jesus!
What’s Awesome? Baby Jesus is a smartly shaped, high quality silicone buttplug that stays put and requires very little warmup
What’s Not So Awesome? Not much! This is an excellent butt plug.
Rating: 
The Baby Jesus butt plug looks like a sweet little babe all wrapped up in a blanket – fresh from the manger, one would presume. He tapers down to a nice narrowed butt plug neck at the bottom of his baby cocoon, and is propped up on a nicely flared base. His adorable little face is innocent and cherubic, and frankly, not super distinctly “Jesus” looking.
My Baby Jesus is is a marbled maroon color, which is very fetching. The silicone is is soft and pillowy – softer than the standard silicone used by Tantus or Fun Factory, and about the same softness as the silicone used by Vixen Creations (note: I don’t mean vixskin!). Baby Jesus is a few inches long and has a reasonable diameter of 1.5” across. Shapewise, Baby Jesus is very close to a uniform oval, reminiscent, to me, of the shape of the Ryder by Tantus. Being made of silicone, Baby Jesus is non porous can can be cleaned a variety of ways – boiling if you wish to share.
Baby Jesus slides into place very easily, with little or no warmup needed due to his un-challenging shape and soft soft silicone. He stays put exceedingly well – his base nestles between buttcheeks quite nicely and securely, and walking around didn’t wiggle him free at all. The flexibility of the silicone made it easy to position myself so that Baby Jesus was being held into place by sitting on him while I had an orgasm – no projectile Jesus, I’m happy to announce.
All sacrilegious cheekiness aside, this butt plug is really great – a nice size, a nice shape, and really lovely soft material. This is a great option for anyone looking for a moderately sized buttplug.
May 28th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Sorry. This is cheap and pointless. Get milage out of making a product that deserves / earns comment as a result of its design, uniquenss or quality.
Merely using a name to offend people for a cheap laugh or create some sensation shows poor taste.
I am disappointed that you chose to review this product.
May 28th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Sorry to hear that Steve, but nothing changes the fact that this toy is…
- made of plushy soft, high quality silicone
- features a comfortable base
- does not slip out easily on its own
- is appropriately priced when compared to other silicone butt plugs in the same size range
- comes from a small manufacturer that doesn’t have an extensive marketing department to do promotions.
I chose it specifically to give Divine Interventions some exposure, I really think its important to draw attention to smaller sex toy manufactures in this era of abundant toy reviews. While some might not like/buy/see a point in this product, some might think exactly the opposite. That’s the beauty of individuality!
(And I’m not just saying that I like it for shock value or whatever. I am an accomplished anal player, and I think its a very nice plug - quite comfortable. I would not hesitate to give it a poor review if it deserved it)
June 1st, 2009 at 5:33 pm
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June 1st, 2009 at 5:53 pm
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June 1st, 2009 at 5:56 pm
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June 1st, 2009 at 6:05 pm
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June 1st, 2009 at 6:25 pm
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June 1st, 2009 at 7:15 pm
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June 2nd, 2009 at 5:05 am
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June 2nd, 2009 at 6:45 am
[...] Baby Jesus Buttplug by Red The Baby Jesus butt plug looks like a sweet little babe all wrapped up in a blanket – fresh from the manger, one would presume. He tapers down to a nice narrowed butt plug neck at the bottom of his baby cocoon, and is propped up on a nicely flared base. His adorable little face is innocent and cherubic, and frankly, not super distinctly “Jesus” looking. [...]
June 2nd, 2009 at 6:10 pm
[...] Baby Jesus Buttplug by Red The Baby Jesus butt plug looks like a sweet little babe all wrapped up in a blanket – fresh from the manger, one would presume. He tapers down to a nice narrowed butt plug neck at the bottom of his baby cocoon, and is propped up on a nicely flared base. His adorable little face is innocent and cherubic, and frankly, not super distinctly “Jesus” looking. [...]
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:24 am
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June 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
[...] Baby Jesus Buttplug by Red The Baby Jesus butt plug looks like a sweet little babe all wrapped up in a blanket – fresh from the manger, one would presume. He tapers down to a nice narrowed butt plug neck at the bottom of his baby cocoon, and is propped up on a nicely flared base. His adorable little face is innocent and cherubic, and frankly, not super distinctly “Jesus” looking. [...]
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
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June 4th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
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