Posted by red on May 24th, 2009 in Dildo, Review, Sex Toys

Until now, I’d never had the pleasure of using a juicer. Juicers toys are small, shaft style toys with a wide circular base that features an offset handle. The idea is that instead of thrusting, the juicer is inserted and then twirled, via handle, at whatever speed feels best. The Blueberry Twist Juicer is a glass toy made by a Canadian sex toy company called Dream Toys, which makes glass dildos with delicious names, and sells from the online (an brick an mortar!) store called LoveDreamer.ca. The coolest thing about this toy is its price – juicers are notoriously expensive, but this offering from Dream Toys is incredibly reasonable, especially since it’s a glass toy that can theoretically last a lifetime.

In A Nutshell: A deliciously decadent glass toy that does as promised – it juices.

What’s Not So Awesome? The glass gets really slick, so much so the handle can be hard to hold onto.

Rating:

The Blueberry Twist Juicer is made of glass, so cleanup can be done a variety of ways – boiling for a while if you want to sterilize. Glass is extremely no porous, so a little lube goes a long way. As an insertable, this juicer is a bit on the smaller side – shaft diameter of 1 inch, with a bulbous head that makes it out to 1.5 inches, or so. The insertable length is a mere 4.5”. The shaft is textured with a thin blue spiral of glass, and the base is dotted, along the outer edge, with little blue bumps. The head as a small amount of texturing that actually makes it look like it could function as an actual juicer in a kitchen emergency – just be sure you clean it between juicing yourself an juicing lemons.

The juicer’s small size is not actually that big a deal when the juicer is used to do juicing. When I first tried using it, I found it disappointing as a regular dildo – it was simply lackluster during thrusting when I was just getting started. But when put in place and cranked…..oh, what a different story. Because the shaft of the juicer is spiraled, it has a natural direction whereby it feels comfortable being “screwed in”. This felt the absolute best when twirling the juicer, but it was nice changing directions on occasion to reawaken the nerves being screwed.

This juicer works best on bits that have been exceedingly well lubricated. It also worked better when I was completely shaved – barren skin is slicker and easier to twist by than bushy lips. Regardless of shaving pattern, I definitely recommend using the juicer with silicone lube, or when the vulva is greased up with massage oil. When rotated, the bumps on the base of the juicer massage all of the surrounding real estate, and this really feels best when they can whisk by completely effortlessly. It feels even better if the handle is pulled upwards somewhat while cranking is being done, as the bumps will nudge up on the very underside of the clit was they swirl past.

On me, this juicer worked amazingly. The sensation of twirling was really mellow compared to the usual sensations I get from dildos, but deliciously unique. Its more the type of screwing (pun intended) you’d want to do when its time to make sweet sweet love with a toy. After extensive twirling, my g-spot was crazy crazy crazy swollen, and a simple thrust in and out was met with overwhelming sensation – the ridges provided by the swirl feel amazing when I’m excited.

On a final note – this is of course a glass toy, so any lube is compatible, and its shareable if you boil it. I can also be used anally if desired, and also for temperature play. So go on – juice a little. It’s so very good…