Posted by red on May 23rd, 2009 in Review

Nothing makes me happier than finding really cool and off the beaten track stuff for sale on a site that specializes in sex toys. Sex toys, of course, are fun – but so much more fun when played with wearing sexy shoes and frilly ligere. Tabu Toys has an excellent selection of lingerie and shoes, including these beautifully sexy boots, the Ellie Patent Thigh Highs.

These boots command attention. When I wear them, people want to be near me, people want to watch me, people flirt with me, and people want to fuck me. No, I’m not full of myself – this is the honest truth. There’s something magical about wearing these boots.

In A Nutshell: Hot hot hot thigh high PVC boots

What’s Not So Awesome? You get what you ask for – they’re not going to last a lifetime, but they sure look foxy.

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Thigh high and shiny, the boots are patent pleather – otherwise known as PVC – with a zipper up their entire length. On me – with my bulky calves and size 10 feet – they zip snug along my ankle, calf and knee, but are roomy in the upper knee and thigh area. Though they don’t zip snug (which is a good thing, cause it would make for bulges) they stay upright and relatively rigid – and as a bonus, I’ve been thinking that they would be really fun held by a garter belt (only for show, not for support).

The boots give me a fresh five inches – an overall platform of one inch plus a four inch heel. They look a little retro – like 70′s go-go dancer boots – but the heel and sole are sturdy and robust and able to stand up to a good amount of abuse. The heel is wide – one inch across, which makes someone who is a little less talented at wearing high heels quite happy.

These boots are comfortable to wear for long periods of time. PVC doesn’t breathe, at all, so they are quite warm – and the PVC sticks to everything, so crawling over pleather seats is a nightmare… but otherwise, these boots are terribly comfortable. They wear like a second skin – and look dead sexy when paired up with NOTHING else.

I have worn these boots to multiple parties now, for many hours at a time, and they show no signs of breaking, unstitching, or ripping. These are highly recommended – a good price, good value, and powerfully effective. Go on. You know you want them…