Posted by red on April 20th, 2009 in Dildo, Review, Sex Toys, Strap On

The Soft Pack, AKA Mr. Limpy, comes from the makers of fleshlight, and is made with the same delicious “Real Feel Super Skin” material that is used for fleshlights. The material feels like…well…soft, amorphous flesh.

I’ve done some scenes in the past where I’ve worn a strap on underneath a skirt – for the bulge, for blow-job potential, for face slapping with said strap on…but it’s never been all that successful. The strap-ons I like for sex are too stiff and rigid and don’t lend themselves well to that sort of play. But the soft pack does – and does admirably.

But really, isn’t that what one should expect of a product called “Soft Pack”? Babeland sock sizes XS to L, ranging from 3.5” to 8.5” long.

In a Nutshell: A very realistic soft penis, perfect for packing.

What’s Not So Awesome? Porous material makes it impossible to sterilize.

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I’ve never packed before, nor was I aware that I had a desire to. I’ve played with a lot of toys over the years – a lot of bright, shiny, colorful toys. I’ve always liked toys in outrageous colors, and have historically steered clear of skin-colored dildos and such because they just look a little bit to much like dismembered body parts for my tastes. But lately, that feeling has been changing – and I’ve recently acquired a realistic looking cock for strap on play (the Goodfella, in case you’re wondering). When I wear it, I feel powerful. Something triggers inside of me – something new and unexplored, something that makes me think “THIS ladies and gentlemen, IS my cock.” So I suppose trying out the soft pack has simply been a natural extension of that.

I ordered the large one – because that’s the kind of girl that I am – and it is large indeed. I believe the stats say it’s 8.5” long, 7” after the balls. It’s a lot of cock, whatever it is. I’m tall, the better part of six feet, and this little number makes it more than half way down to my knees. It’s a touch ridiculous, but at th same time, I love it – it makes me laugh. At first, I thought it would be fine getting stuffed into my panties, but it’s just way to big. Unrestrained, it tends to wiggle its was down my leg – which is really no good either. I’ve ended up picking up an inexpensive cock strap – the Mr. Right Packing strap, which does an adequate job. Since overcoming the challenge of making the Soft Pack stay in place, it’s been a lot of fun to wear.

Under tight pants, it’s actually pretty darned distinct – I look like I’m in an 80′s hair metal rock band. It’s imperative to choose and place the leg it’s going to slither down, as a pronounced kink resulting from a haphazard stuff would detract from the realistic-ness of the soft pack. Under a looser pair of pants, or a skirt, it settles calmly between my legs, swaying to and fro and slapping my thighs if I move energetically enough.

The Soft Pack has been a lot of fun to play with – the material is very stretchy and elastic. When it’s in my packing strap, I can bounce the cock and the balls slap my clit in a lovely kind of way. And, since I have a large soft pack, when I lie down, it flops down and tickles my vagina and perineum with its head. The pack stretches longer and long when I flop my hips back and forth – I imagine if I got my timing down I could be pretty effective with it as a stealth impact tool. I also quite enjoy stretching it through my fly as far as I can.

All joking aside, I really enjoy wearing this cock, much more so than I ever thought I would. When worn during sex with Roi, I can use it to slap at his balls, or I can just lube up my hand and leisurely stroke it as we go. It’s funny – even just placing this cock on my waist sends shivers down my clit. It’s pretty enjoyable to wear out and about under my pants – although because I chose to get large, the bulge is pretty noticeable, so I tend to just use it for parties or specific events. It *can*, in fact, be used for penetration – but only in very specific ways. The soft pack lends itself well to a blow-job (deep throating is ever so easy on a cock this limp), or to one-time penetration in a well lubed, well prepared orifice. As such, it does lend itself to a lot of different applications in scenes, out and about, and in the bedroom.

The Soft Pack is phthalates free, and it’s an organic composite – the manufacturer only recommends water based lubes with the material. As well, this toy should be covered with a condom prior to any sort of genital contact type play, as the material is porous. For clean up, the manufacturer recommends hot water only (soap is bad), and isopropyl alcohol if need be. I use water and a very very gentle and a mild cleanser (cetaphil), although I am aware this is contrary to the manufacturers recommendations, it just feels wrong to avoid soaping up my cock. To cut down on stickiness, it should be placed in a bag and tossed with cornstarch (not talc, not flour, not baby powder – cornstarch), especially after cleaning.

Overall, a hell of a lot of fun for a very low price. I’d recommend anyone even slightly curious about packing cocks check out one of the sizes in the Soft Pack range.