Posted by red on November 6th, 2009 in Cock Toys, Not So Awesome Sex Toys, Review

You know, the more toys I try out, the more particular I get. Sometimes it helps me to remember that, hey, people have to start somewhere. Also, quite frankly, some of the best/most fun products are quite inexpensive. So, in an effort to find and highlight some less expensive and still awesome products and sex toys, Tabu Toys set Roi and I this CyberSkin Saturn Cockring

In A Nutshell: A quick and dirty cyberskin cock ring, designed to help maintain an erections without being at all intimidating.

What’s Not So Awesome? The material cannot be sanitized, so it essentially fluid bonds with whomever (as in, the couple) that uses it. Also, it really tugs at hair. Like, REALLY tugs. And its rather unattractive.

Rating:

He Says:

Now, my dearest Roi just plain did not like this toy, and thus it was amazingly hard to get him to write anything about it. So I quizzed him over chat one day, and thus, I quote:

“That ring? In a word? Ouch.”
“Do I really have to give it a second chance? It pulled at my hair incessantly.”
We have MUCH better cock rings.”
“I already threw it out…”
“I guess it’s OK for the price. Well no actually, I shouldn’t say that. I hated it.”

I think that really says it all. He did point out, however…

“The description on the packaging was really funny, to its credit.”

(packaging description: Constructed of divine CyberSkin material, it puts the power of the Roman god of fertility in your hands. The firm, comfortable grip will keep you as hard as marble so you can please your goddess for as long as you desire.)

She Says:

I would defiantly pass at recommending this toy. Instead, consider the adjustable “Black Leather Cock Strap” – much more attractive, much less tuggy, equally as inexpensive and equally as non-sanatizable. But way sexier. Way.

I found this Cyberskin Saturn Cockring ring *very* unattractive on Roi’s cock, due to the nasty ‘skin tone’ of the cyberskin. Ew. Also, cyberskin? The stuff is crazy finicky, gets sticky, etc. Who can be bothered? It worked, yes, in that it trapped blood in his erection, making him firmer, longer, and delaying ejaculation somewhat…but when we finished, he pulled it off, we looked at each other knowingly and both uttered the damning verdict.

“Fail”