Wow
Did I miss the memo?
Why have I not had the pleasure of using a Hitachi Magic Wand before yesterday?
Where the fuck have I been?
Two weeks back Roi and I visited Ms. Danger down in Seattle. It was a quick trip but it was great – we ate tapas and drank Sangria and all was right with the world. In our meandering, we stopped in at Babeland, and discovered a sale in progress. With the strong arm of the current Canadian dollar on my side, I was more than happy to snap up a magic wand at 20% off. Aside: I like Seattle – in the past four trips I have made down I have returned with bruised breasts, rope marks, sex toys, or a combination of the above. The city is good to me.
I’ll admit that my first use of the magic wand was a painful back knot (which has dissolved with a floursish, thank you very much). After all, the instructions clearly state that it is a back and neck massager. For some reason its taken me untill yeseterday to take the vibrating bat for a spin – and let me tell you, its one hell of a ride.
It just fucking rips orgasms out of me. If circumstances are right, it would work in under 30 seconds.
Sweet Jesus.
Leisure time will never be the same again.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Aren’t those things just the greatest? I bought one for Mrs. M-D a couple years back. It came with both attachments (the straight dildo-esque one and a curved g-spot one as well) and it’s our favorite toy overall. The only complaint we have is the short cord! Argh!
Glad you’re having fun with yours.
August 1st, 2007 at 7:32 am
Husband plugged my wand into an extension cord with a dimmer switch on it for mobility and super-fine speed control. So awesome!
August 25th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
i adore mine! it’s been my friend for a long time now… how anybody gets by NOT KNOWING about them is a mystery to me.
September 30th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
My gf wants the one that plugs into the old window airconditioner plug. I better the meter would spin with that one working. And I’d probably become irrelevant.