Simply Blown Siamese

Beautiful, aren’t they? Behold, the Simply Blown Siamese – in emerald, topaz, ruby, amethyst and aqua. Gorgeous, showoff quality glass dildos in three sizes that go from five to six to seven inches in length – with a hearty 1.25″ or 1.5″ girth to boot. Hand blown, heavy and so perfectly imperfect, the Siamese is [...]

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Vamp Talula

It may not look like much, but the Vamp Talula is a special, special strap on dildo. A patent pending design that focuses on improving the strap on experience by focusing on the base – angle, density, bulk. Yum. What’s Awesome? An excellent, beautiful, silicone dildo perfectly sculpted for strapping on. What’s Not So Awesome? [...]

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Zeus Vibrating Electrosex Kit

This ‘kit’ is really a stand alone toy – a powerbox with an attached probe that also vibrates. A new take on the bullet if you will. Extreme restraints was kind enough to send me a Zeus Vibrating Electrosex Kit in exchange for an honest review, which was cool of them. In A Nutshell: A [...]

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Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox

The Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox from Tunti Enterprises is a beautiful product that appeals on numerous levels. What’s Awesome? A secure, discrete, adaptable, and illuminated storage box specifically made for toys. What’s Not So Awesome? It’s not really big enough for anything beyond something that could best be termed a moderate toy collection; its adaptability [...]

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Axis Hitachi

The Axis Hitachi, from Liberator, is pure sweet genius in a sex product. You see, I am a hitachi addict – and this piece makes the hitachi better. Couple that with the fact that the hitachi pouch can be used to mount other vibrators, and the shape is an excellent, toy aside…it’s actually pretty simple: [...]

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Pop Shot: Kegel Bar

It’s funny because the steel bar I have looks kinda like this one – the Kegecisor – but just isn’t quite the same. My Kegel bar is from Exteme Restraints and came to me with a bundle of electrosex gear – indeed, I have played with it as an electrified object – it conducts great. [...]

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Tantus General

It’s taken me a long time to work out this salute to the Tantus General. You see, he’d been tough! He’s big, uncompromising and so hard to love. Slowly, however, slowly, I’ve grown to crave his aggressive touch. Perhaps it’s the masochist in me because it hurts so good, but damn – the Tantus General [...]

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